Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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