In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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