i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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