i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can tuck mytits in my pants
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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