i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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