Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Randomize
