It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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