I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Houston, we have a blender
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
