Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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