im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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