lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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