Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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