I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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