It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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