i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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