It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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