omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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