oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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