i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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