i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Pooping to opera.
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