nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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