I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just cropdusted the office
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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