I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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