He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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