if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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