People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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