I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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