You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Please don't give away my fajitas
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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