it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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