Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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