NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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