I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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