i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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