She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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