was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
