omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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