So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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