Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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