Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Actions speak louder than pants.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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