That's intense
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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