You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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