Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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