Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
and she was petting her beer can
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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