According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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