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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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