Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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