i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Be still, my beating vagina.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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