with your own penis?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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