id be glad to
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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