I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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