That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
