I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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