I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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