Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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