Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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