I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
