Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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