you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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