Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
