Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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