Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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