Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
