oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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