I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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