community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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