i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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