i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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