What a fucking waste of an outfit
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think my vagina is haunted
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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